An alliance led by Kim Spradlin, the 29-year-old bridal shop owner, took control of Survivor One World and blindsided Mike before his beard could climb all the way up his face and blind him. Because Kim is the opposite of… continue reading
CBS edited out racial remark on Survivor, Jeff Probst inadvertently reveals
A comment made by Survivor One World cast member Tarzan, whose real name is Greg Smith, was apparently edited to remove a reference to fellow contestant Jonas Otsuji’s race. About midway through the episode, 64-year-old plastic surgeon Tarzan had a… continue reading
Survivor drops its balls and some dead weight
Between the four combinations of two tribes we’ve had over seven episodes and the increasing stupidity of those who are left, I feel like I’m the stupid one when I watch what’s unfolding on Survivor One World sometimes. Who’s in… continue reading
Will Colton Cumbie return to Survivor? Jeff Probst has a surprising answer
Will Colton Cumbie return for a future season of Survivor? That seems like a rhetorical question, because his return seems inevitable: He’s a hated villain but a strong strategist, he left because of something outside of his control, he’s awful,… continue reading
Bacteria, not appendix, led to Colton’s Survivor exit; he wanted to give the idol to Jay
A bacterial infection, not appendicitis, is what caused Colton Cumbie’s evacuation from Survivor One World. And Colton was willing to give away his hidden immunity idol, but only to an ally on the other tribe, which producers wouldn’t permit. Jeff… continue reading
Deus ex appendix: Colton’s body deprives Survivor of a worthy exit for One World’s villain
Survivor One World is now one world again, after being two worlds for two episodes, as the tribes merged following Colton Cumbie’s exit, which happened thanks to his appendix. This was monstrously disappointing. Not because Colton and his bullying and… continue reading
Survivor tribe switch sends idiots to new world to die
After four episodes, Survivor One World is no more, as the tribes were both split up randomly, and the reward challenge losers went to a brand new beach. It’s somewhat of a letdown that the two tribes, one beach thing… continue reading
Colton Cumbie responds: comments “were meant to be funny”
Survivor One World‘s Colton Cumbie has responded to the outrage over his comments on last week’s episode, and previous episodes, not by apologizing, but mostly by explaining that he intended to be humorous. In a series of tweets, Colton wrote:… continue reading
CBS hides details about new Survivor rule; Bill says we shouldn’t “get stressed” over Colton
Bill Posely showed a lot of class after being voted out of Survivor One World by Colton Cumbie and his band of fools, and while he’s using harsher words now to describe Colton–who is apparently a Southern Baptist–he continued that… continue reading
Colton Cumbie and Survivor’s most bigoted move ever
“You can’t just not like somebody because they’re not people that he’s used to or that he’s grown up with. He judged me because of my differences, and I accept him because of his.” That’s an incredibly respectful, smart, thing… continue reading
Survivor men cut off their cock as roles reverse
Seasons of Survivor where one tribe absolutely decimates the other can be entertaining, but they are ultimately less satisfying than ones in which there is a constant power shift. Thankfully, that happened last night, as the women’s tribe–forget the tribes’… continue reading
Survivor, American Idol have their lowest-rated episodes ever
Venerable reality TV franchises Survivor and American Idol hit ratings bottom last week. The Fox music competition was easily beaten by the Big Bang Theory Thursday night, which helps to solidify NBC’s The Voice as the top-rated show of the… continue reading
Deleted Survivor scene: more incredible evidence of Colton’s social game failure
In a scene that didn’t make Survivor One World‘s episode this week, the men’s tribe returns from the challenge, and Colton Cumbie makes sure everyone realizes what a terrifically horrible social game he has, including us. At the end of… continue reading
Sex gets blamed for stupidity on Survivor: Gender War
After 23 seasons, it’s incredible–and incredibly entertaining–to watch people play Survivor as if this was the first season. Even when non-fan, model-types are recruited, they’re asked to watch past seasons, so they should have some concept about how the game… continue reading
Kourtney Moon has cancer; Survivor injury still not healed
Survivor One World Kourtney Moon, found out she had cancer this week, days before the episode aired during which she was medically removed from the game after breaking her arm, an injury that she still has not recovered from. Talking… continue reading