Dancing with the Stars 9

Dancing with the Stars 9 fifth place cast member Aaron Carter, who also starred in E!’s House of Carters, a train wreck of a show, has revealed his new body. And like Dancing with the Stars 11 cast member Jennifer Gray, who looks nothing like she did in the 1980s, he looks completely different, like… continue reading

Dancing with the Stars‘ ninth season concluded with a probably predictable result: Donny Osmond and his pro partner Kym Johnson won the crappy trophy, beating Mya and her partner Dmitry Chaplin, who were tied with Donny and Kym in terms of judges’ points. Kelly Osbourne and Louis van Amstel came in third place. Although Mya… continue reading

ABC received more than 1,500 complaints about Adam Lambert’s AMA performance, but it turns out that’s not really a big deal after all, because Dancing with the Stars is even more controversial, and we all know how crazy risque that show is. Advertising Age reports that “ABC gets more complaints from viewers over broadcasts of… continue reading

Dancing with the Stars 9 is down to three, um, stars and their professional partners: Donny Osmond, Mya, and Kelly Osbourne. Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough were eliminated last night, surprising people who are actually still watching the show, who surprise me. The season ends next week with a 90-minute performance show on Monday and… continue reading

Kathy Ireland was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars in its second week, but has only now revealed that she needs knee surgery. That’s surprising considering how much the ABC series revels in injury porn. On Friday, she wrote, over two tweets, “the truth is… after my little spin on DWTS am going 2 have… continue reading

Although it still remains popular, viewers are fleeing from Dancing with the Stars, giving the show its worst ratings since it debuted. USA TODAY reports that the Monday night “competitions are averaging 17.1 million viewers — 11% below last fall’s first four episodes and 15% below fall 2007 shows. Last week’s competition show lured just… continue reading

On Monday’s Dancing with the Stars, Tom Bergeron said a chimpanzee would appear on Tuesday’s results show in the segment where various people tried to predict the winner, but the chimp was edited out after animal rights organizations contacted producers. PETA says that “several organizations, including PETA, Chimpanzee Sanctuary Northwest, and International Primate Protection League,… continue reading

Tom DeLay has been almost more entertaining in his exit interviews than he was on Dancing with the Stars, which he quit due to injury on Tuesday night. For example, he told People that he “drove out [to L.A. from Texas] in my RV,” and also said that interacting with crazy leftist pinko liberal Hollywood… continue reading

Tom DeLay would have been safe in the competition, but as expected, he dropped out of Dancing with the Stars 9 because of his injuries. Tom Bergeron said that “in the interest of fairness,” viewer votes were kept and the show eliminated Debi Mazar. Now she can go back to not actually ever being on… continue reading

After dancing live last night on Dancing with the Stars 9 despite being injured, Tom DeLay “will withdraw from Dancing with the Stars on Tuesday’s live results show due to stress fractures in both of his feet,” People reports. Before his live performance, he said he was “insane or stupid”; after the show was over,… continue reading

Despite stress fractures in both feet, Tom DeLay danced the samba and shook his ass while wearing a shirt emblazoned with a glittery Republican elephant during Dancing with the Stars 9. He got a 6, 4, and 5 from the judges (the 4 was from crankypants Len Goodman, who’d apparently misplaced his 6, 7, 8,… continue reading

Dancing with the Stars 9 lost its first two contestants last night: Ashley Hamilton, son of George Hamilton, and Macy Gray, who got dumped after telling Samantha Harris, “I just feel like I busted my cherry.” That’s what she said backstage Tuesday after her performance, causing censors to clip out the “busted” (maybe “popped”), because… continue reading

Tom DeLay performed for the first time on Dancing with the Stars last night, and all I can say is, WTF? It was just bizarre from start to finish. I think Bruno Tonoli said it best: “You’re crazier than Sarah Palin.” Here’s a compilation of his appearances and his dance to “Wild Thing,” which includes… continue reading

Dancing with the Stars 9‘s cast of 16 quasi-stars was announced this morning, and the largest cast ever includes singer Macy Gray, indicted former Republican majority leader Tom DeLay, actor Donny Osmond, former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin, model Kathy Ireland, and The Osbournes star Kelly Osbourne. Paula Abdul, however, is not part of the cast,… continue reading

Dancing with the Stars 9 will announce its cast Monday on Good Morning America, including, perhaps, La Toya Jackson, who’s the latest rumored cast member, joining Lou Ferrigno and Kurt Angle–and maybe even Paula Abdul. The most recent rumor comes from Us Weekly, which says “ABC show has put out a firm offer for [La… continue reading