And just like that, half of November is gone. What? Here’s a look at next week and back at last week, when the big news was the 25th anniversary release of every Golden Girls episode in a box shaped like Sophia’s purse.
The Past: last week’s most-read stories
- Amazing Race’s missing task: there never was a speed bump for Nick and Vicki
- Donald Trump finally fires David after trying to out him
- Gay porn star cast on Real World Las Vegas
- Why Survivor Trump confronts lying Annad over cheating, forgets how much he hates Khloe Kardashian
- MTV apologizes for Jersey Shore reunion “tranny” mocking
The Forward: what to look for this week
- Sunday, Nov. 14
Sarah Palin’s Alaska-themed but Sarah Palin-focused reality series, Sarah Palin’s Alaska, debuts [TLC, 9 p.m.] with an episode titled “Mama Grizzly.” A preview made people laugh, but will the series be any good as reality TV alone? Earlier, on The Amazing Race, [CBS, 8 p.m. if we’re lucky] the episode listing says that “one Racer makes an important decision that will impact their team beyond the finish line and for the rest of their lives.” That’s a lot of consequence for one decision!
- Monday, Nov. 15
It’s the semi-finals on Dancing with the Stars 11 [ABC, 8 p.m.], which means this show is almost over, but of course they’ve found a way to stretch it to 90 minutes. Still, one more week! Annie Lennox and Enrique Iglesias perform on the results show; will they mangle their own songs as much as the in-house band would? That’d be funny.
- Tuesday, Nov. 16
On his last Tuesday episode, Mike Rowe works as a lightning rod installer on Dirty Jobs [Discovery, 9 p.m.]. The show then moves to Sundays at 9, in addition to its many repeats throughout the week.
- Wednesday, Nov. 17
Top Chef Just Desserts [Bravo, 10 p.m.] ends its awesome first season with a good final three: the attractive, talented chef who started strong, became inconsistent, and then stumbled badly (Yigit); the unlikely finalist, who was in the bottom group more than anyone else this season but who pulled out a win when it mattered most (Danielle); and the asshole (Morgan).
- Thursday, Nov. 11
Just in case you thought TLC might someday do something original again, the network reminds you that’s not the case by debuting Pawn Queens [TLC, 10 p.m.]. It’s a series that follows the staff of a pawn shop that caters primarily to women. Oh, twist.
Earlier, Top Model [The CW, 8 p.m.] is down to its final four, and as they’re narrowed to the final two, the girls will meet with Vogue Italia’s editor, Franca Sozzani, who’s also the guest judge for the episode, since the winner gets to appear in her magazine. And on Survivor Nicaragua [CBS, 8 p.m.], the preview revealed the tribe was surprised b something, and if you don’t want to be surprised, read about it here.