Dancing with the Stars 9 lost its first two contestants last night: Ashley Hamilton, son of George Hamilton, and Macy Gray, who got dumped after telling Samantha Harris, “I just feel like I busted my cherry.”
That’s what she said backstage Tuesday after her performance, causing censors to clip out the “busted” (maybe “popped”), because you know, that’s a terrible word that caused children everywhere to spontaneously combust.
Indicted former House majority leader Tom DeLay did not go home, although it looked like he might voluntarily leave while watching Adam Corolla berate him during a lame bit; Corolla was pretending to be a coach and told DeLay that he thinks he’s special “because you’re a white, middle-aged Republican.”
Anyway, this means DeLay can bring his extraordinarily feminine brand of masculinity back again next week. Speaking of that, here’s what he told Maureen Dowd of the New York Times earlier this week:
“I’m being more feminine and a little prissy. … My brain is telling my hips, ‘We don’t do that.’ It’s not like a speech or a press conference. This is exposing your soul. At the beginning, I told Cheryl, ‘No rhinestones, no frilly shirts and no pink.’ Well, it didn’t take Cheryl two seconds to put rhinestones on me. And she swears she’s going to put ruffles on me for the tango — probably pink.”
Dowd called his use of “prissy” an example of his “overcompensation” that means “I am not gay even though I have on heels and sparkles and want a disco-ball trophy.”
DeLay did get out a great zinger, though, when asked if he’d appear on another reality show after this. “No. I’d probably end up killing somebody on ‘Big Brother.'”