Forced to pick current, relevant songs from iTunes, many of the American Idol 8 finalists fumbled Tuesday night–except usual fumbler Scott MacIntyre; judge golden boy Danny Gokey; rocking but wardrobe-challenged Allison Iraheta; bangable hottie Kris Allen; and of course, funky, musical white boy Adam Lambert.
Seacrest stumbled, too, at least at one point. After Lil performed, he went up to her two small children in the audience and asked them what they thought of the judges’ criticism. Brilliant. After getting no response, he asked her other kid, “He was kind of mean to mom, do you want to go punch him?” She said yes, but instead of punching Randy, leapt into Randy’s arms and hugged him, as if to say, “Get me away from this creepy man with the mic and tweezed eyebrows.”
While there was no screwing around by Simon or Paula, there was some judges’ table drama. Kara seemed thrown when, while criticizing Megan’s Bob Marley song, a random audience member screamed “broken record.” After even more boos, she said, “All right, you get up here and do it then.” Simon then admonished Kara, saying something like, “Don’t fall out with our audience.”
The judges were all pretty harsh, including even Paula, to the contestants who sucked. Megan Joy missing last name’s performance was “like watching paint dry,” Randy said, and so was the song by the guy they anointed a front-runner last week, Matt, who performed surrounded by what appeared to be a group of people on a middle school field trip. Maybe they could take a few contestants back on the bus with them and save us some time over the next six weeks.