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Posts from: August 2005

Toni Ferrari has “suffered severe trauma,” “negative backlash” from fans

Toni Ferrari, star of Paradise Hotel, Love Cruise, and Kill Reality, is currently “dealing with the negative backlash from viewers who take the programs way too seriously.” Horrifyingly, Toni “was physically attacked in NYC,” “was bombarded by belligerent angry nightclub patrons and suffered severe trauma,” “encountered a stalker who literally camped out in front of …

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Zombies at American Idol auditions scream, “Television rots your braaaaaaains!”

Fifteen actors dressed as zombies descended upon the American Idol 5 auditions being held at the University of Texas at Austin last week. UT grad student Nick “Muntean organized the zombie horde using the online forum Craigslist. He posted an ad soliciting people who would like to ‘raise awareness about the brain-melting nature of television …

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Martha’s catchphrase revealed; Appentice Kelly recommended former colleague

Page Six reports today that it has learned Martha Stewart’s Apprentice catchphrase, which was being kept secret. Martha will reportedly fire people by saying (highlight to read), “You just don’t fit in.” Meanwhile, the New York Post says another contestant has a connection to someone associated with the show. The Apprentice 2 winner Kelly Perdew …

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