For one, he’s dating Jen Schefft, the woman selected by Andrew Firestone on that show.
For two, Bill was selected over Kwame Jackson as Donald Trump’s The Apprentice during last night’s live conclusion to the series. Trump, who fit in right at home on the SNL set by reading off of cue cards more obviously than Bob Hope reading an eye exam chart, criticized Kwame’s failure to fire Omarosa after she lied to him during the challenge.
He hired Bill, who, in addition to receiving a Chrysler Crossfire, was given the span of a commercial break to decide what company he wanted to run. Bill chose to stay in his hometown of Chicago, where he’ll oversee the construction of the new Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago, which will be built on the Chicago River footprint of the present Chicago Sun-Times building.
Also during the finale, Trump asked some of the fired contestants about; he told Omarosa, “you have too many excuses–enough with the excuses,” and then yelled at her when she interrupted Heidi.
Alluding to the n-word incident, Trump told Ereka, “You suffered, you really suffered, because charges were made against you.” Sitting next to Omarosa, Ereka said, “she’s a liar.”
Later, dumbass Sam offered Trump $250,000 to hire him; Nick said he and Amy “dated briefly” after the show, and they are “not together.”
For The Apprentice 2, Trump promised “tougher tasks with tighter deadlines” and said “maybe I’ll even bring back some familiar faces.”