Dancing with the Stars 8

  • Ryan Seacrest, Julianne Hough photographed making out

  • Len Goodman had surgery for prostate cancer discovered during Dancing with the Stars 8

  • ABC is repairing Mark and Shawn’s broken, crappy mirror ball trophies

  • Melissa Rycroft rejected again as Shawn Johnson wins DWTS, barely beating Gilles Marini

  • Shawn Johnson, Gilles Marini tied going into Dancing with the Stars 8’s finale

  • Derek Hough, Mark Ballas threaten to leave Dancing with the Stars

  • Melissa Rycroft injured, giving Dancing more injury porn along with cross-dressing men

  • Mark Ballas’ erection ignored by Tom Bergeron

  • David Alan Grier apologizes for saying Carrie Ann Inaba “can eat a dick”

  • Lil’ Kim’s nipple guard exposure causes panic on Dancing with the Stars

  • American Idol’s ads are TV’s most expensive at $623,000; DWTS, Survivor get a third of that

  • Julianne Hough (again) says she’s leaving Dancing with the Stars

  • Woz, Holly Madison out of Dancing without a dance-off

  • Shawn Johnson could earn $365,000 on Dancing with the Stars

  • Armed Shawn Johnson stalker arrested after jumping fence at Dancing’s studio

  • Woz, Steve-O stay, Denise Richards leaves despite improvement

  • Steve-O injures himself again; celebrities may receive $200,000 for the season

  • Steve-O has a hematoma, waiting on doctor’s report

  • Woz apologizes for calling Dancing “a lie” and “fake”

  • American Idol destroys Dancing with the Stars, which had its lowest-rated episode ever

  • Dance-off hurts, doesn’t save Belinda Carlisle

  • Steve-O judged on rehearsal after being injured

  • Dancing has its highest-rate debut ever

  • Melissa Rycroft rebounds on Dancing with the Stars’ Jason-bashing premiere

  • Melissa Rycroft joining Dancing with the Stars