Dancing with the Stars 13

  • Hope Solo: Maks Chmerkovskiy “hit my stomach,” “slapped me across the face. Hard.”

  • James Van Der Beek, Dean Cain on fake Dancing with the Stars

  • J.R. Martinez beats Rob Kardashian for the world’s worst reality TV prize

  • Game Show Network will re-air Dancing with the Stars 4-14, insisting DWTS is a game show

  • Tom Bergeron’s great idea: one season a year of Dancing with the Stars, which has its final four

  • Maksim defends his egotistical “my show” comment, fight with cranky Len Goodman

  • Nancy Grace is “in full nip denial” because she was wearing Breast Petals

  • Nancy Grace denies her nipple made a brief appearance on DWTS

  • Bill Clinton turned down Dancing with the Stars

  • Dancing with the Stars: stage is new, but the band and Brooke Burke are still awful

  • The unfortunate but important response to Chaz Bono’s casting on Dancing with the Stars

  • Nancy Grace, David Arquette, Ron Artest, Chaz Bono among surprisingly impressive Dancing with the Stars cast

  • Monkee’s Davy Jones rejected Dancing with the Stars’ offer

  • Snooki won’t be on Dancing with the Stars, which is trying to get actual stars