The Celebrity Apprentice 5

  • Arsenio Hall gets a talk show: alert the Claymates!

  • Trump’s predictable defense against his pathetic birther racism: “I picked Arsenio”

  • The stupid conspiracy theory about Clay Aiken’s Apprentice loss, Arsenio Hall’s win

  • Arsenio Hall won, but Clay Aiken is Celebrity Apprentice’s true winner

  • Apprentice final two spoiled by the preview? No: the preview is fake

  • Why Ivanka Trump should get her own Apprentice

  • Don’t tell Aubrey O’Day, but on Celebrity Apprentice, she’s just like Dayana Mendoza

  • Celebrity Apprentice inspires Teresa Giudice to apologize

  • A slogan “too pompous” for Donald Trump gets a former Apprentice front-runner fired

  • Clay Aiken finds his true calling as an improv puppeteer after Lisa makes Dayana cry

  • Lisa Lampanelli uses racial slur against Dayana Mendoza

  • Lou Ferrigno threatens violence, Trump endorses lying, Apprentice cast throws down

  • Penn Jillette and Clay Aiken’s fascinating Blue Man Group accounts: “joy” versus “pandemonium”

  • Apprentice celebrities finally start to throw down

  • The crappy New York City guidebook created by Celebrity Apprentice’s men

  • Adam Carolla exposes real reason for his Apprentice firing, manipulative editing

  • George Takei: too nice for Celebrity Apprentice?

  • Lowest-ever ratings for Amazing Race, Celebrity Apprentice against the Oscars

  • Penn Jillette calls Trump on his sexism as James Lipton celebrates and classes up the Celebrity Apprentice

  • Celebrity Apprentice starts with a big donation but little drama

  • Trump endorses Romney, convinced we’ll follow him blindly, when the opposite is true

  • NBC confirms cast of fifth Celebrity Apprentice

  • Trump again threatening to run for president, which would end The Apprentice

  • Apprentice cast for extras to get $50, watch teams’ presentations

  • Celebrity Apprentice filming, revealing the full cast