Duggars want Jesus for president but settle for Rick Santorum

TLC reality stars the Duggar family have become the most prominent celebrities to endorse a candidate for president, throwing their weight and fertility behind Rick Santorum—but only because Jesus Christ wasn’t available. Really.

The Los Angeles Times reports that “fixtures from the celebrity firmament have been noticeably absent from Iowa this year” until yesterday, though it adds “Sort of,” because the celebrities were Jim Bob Duggar and “about half of reality television’s Duggar family,” where “Duggar filled some time, telling regular Iowans, who were outnumbered by members of the media, that he is endorsing the former Pennsylvania senator, despite the fact that the Duggars live in Arkansas and cannot vote in the Iowa caucus.”

Jim Bob offered this insightful and not at all cliche assessment of the candidate: “He’s somebody that doesn’t take a poll to know where he stands.” But he did say Santorum isn’t his first choice. “You’re not going to find the perfect candidate unless it’s Jesus Christ,” he told the media.

As obviously consequential as this endorsement is, I think it may fall apart once one of the Duggars Google Santorum.

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