Trista is pregnant with the first Bachelor baby
Bachelorette star Trista Rehn is pregnant, and was helped in the process by Ryan Sutter, her husband and the man she met on the show. The series barely produces lasting relationships, so unless I’m missing a secret pregnancy, this marks a notable occasion: the franchise’s first spawn.
“We are so happy after two years of trying,” Trista told People. And Ryan said, “I am happy to be able to finally be a dad.”
Considering that Trista and Ryan’s wedding was watched by more people than watched Princess Diana marry Prince Charles, the fetus’ presence opens up a number of possibilities for ABC, which needs to milk its reality successes as much as it can.
Maybe Ty Pennington and the Extreme Makeover: Home Edition crew can remodel Trista and Ryan’s house to add a nursery. Then, ABC can offer the couple another $1 million to air the birth. Later, Supernanny can pay a visit to politely tell them what shitty parents they’ve become, and when they need money to pay for private school or college, or just a vacation from one another, they can go on Wife Swap.