Survivor 3 rejection: “You are neither physically striking nor morally hideous.”
Modern Humorist has unearthed, er, created the Survivor 3 rejection letter. Among the reasons why you might receive it if you apply: “You would not eat an infant” and “You are David Schwimmer.”

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