new books offer advice for surviving a reality show, cast members’ life lessons.

new books offer advice for surviving a reality show, cast members’ life lessons.
Two new books tackle reality TV in a pragmatic, rather than academic, angle. The Reality TV Handbook is a how-to guide that teaches you how to become a reality TV whore. Its subtitle sums it up: “How To: Ace a Casting Interview, Form an Alliance, Swallow a Live Bug, and Capitalize on Your 15 Minutes of Fame.” Written by John Saade, an exec at ABC, and Joe Borgenicht, a guy named Joe, the book exists “partly for those wanting to prepare for a show, partly for those wanting to imagine what they would do in a certain situation and partly for humour,” Saade tells the Calgary Sun. David Volk’s new book The Tribe Has Spoken offers “Life Lessons from Reality TV” as learned from the mouths of reality TV cast members. Volk finds the best quotes from different shows, and then distills the lesson to be learned from the cast member’s wisdom. For example, Nicole Richie said during The Simple Life, “We should have a threesome with him. Let him have something.” The lesson to be learned from that? “Give of yourself. Even if you aren’t all that attractive, it’s the thought that counts.”

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