spoilers revealed: the chicken wins! you die from a grizzly bear attack!

spoilers revealed: the chicken wins! you die from a grizzly bear attack!
Inspired by survivorsucks.com’s revealing exploration into the image files on CBS’ Web site, Modern Humorist poked around and found out a bunch of stuff, like who wins the presidential election, what’s for lunch at Lafayette Elementary School, and who gets custody of Timmy. (Don’t freak out; nothing there is really a spoiler.)

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