columnist says Fab Five are “useless.”

columnist says Fab Five are “useless.”
Apparently trying to get his country included in the axis of evil, Sydney Morning Herald columnist John Attridge says that all of the Fab Five aren’t “indispensable.” In other words, each Queer Eye for the Straight Guy cast member is “useless,” He says food guy Ted is “potentially the least useless member of the team” and says “that grooming expert Kyan on … has no actual expertise.” He also criticizes the problems that the Fab Five solve, such as “keep[ing] that scabby crust off my lip when I drink red wine.” Dude, scabby crust on your lip is probably something worthy of attention beyond the Fab Five. Get that checked out pronto.
+ also: spoof film follows “Flab Five [who] help reinvent queer guy Tristan, whose b-f wants him to butch up his life.”

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