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Love Cruise

a boat full of “the newest batch of attention starved media whores.”

a boat full of “the newest batch of attention starved media whores.”
Recaps are nothing new, but recaps written by a cast member on the show are. Love Cruise’s Michael is recapping the series he stars in, “completely abandoning the fact that I know all of these people on a very personal level,” he writes. That must be true since he uses adjectives like “whoremates,” refers to FOX as “FUX,” and calls himself “Micow.”
+ also: the second episode airs tonight at 9 p.m. ET, opposite The Amazing Race.