Hell’s Kitchen ends tonight

The sleeper reality hit of the summer, Hell’s Kitchen, concludes tonight with a two-hour finale. Ralph and Michael, perhaps the only two competent chefs in the whole group, battle it out to win their own restaurant. And Gordon Ramsey will probably scream at someone.

Each gets to create their own microcosmic restaurant to show Ramsey that they have what it takes. And their kitchens will be staffed by, of course, the useless fame whores who populated the series until Ramsey stabbed each one onto a meat hook. Well, metaphorically.

The fun begins at 8 p.m. ET.