What UPN’s Britney and Kevin taught us.

UPN’s Britney and Kevin: Chaotic is now over, and somehow, life must go on. USA TODAY’s Alison Maxwell recaps the stunning revelations you missed if you missed last night’s season finale. Among them:

  • “The wedding had shock value” because, as Kevin Federline explained, using his vast knowledge of popular culture to help craft a metaphor, “Everyone thought they were being Punk’d.”
  • Kevin Federline not only smells, he sweats a lot. that He told us that “his palms and feet are sweaty” as he was waiting to get married.
  • Kevin had to put his relatives in their place when he saw his bride in her wedding dress: “I had to slap all of my relatives in the mouth because their jaw was on the floor,” he said.

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