What UPN’s Britney and Kevin taught us.

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by Andy Dehnart / June 15, 2005, 6:30 AM

UPN’s Britney and Kevin: Chaotic is now over, and somehow, life must go on. USA TODAY’s Alison Maxwell recaps the stunning revelations you missed if you missed last night’s season finale. Among them:

“The wedding had shock value” because, as Kevin Federline explained, using his vast knowledge of popular culture to help craft a metaphor, “Everyone thought they were being Punk’d.”
Kevin Federline not only smells, he sweats a lot. that He told us that “his palms and feet are sweaty” as he was waiting to get married.
Kevin had to put his relatives in their place when he saw his bride in her wedding dress: “I had to slap all of my relatives in the mouth because their jaw was on the floor,” he said.

‘Chaotic’: Britney’s happily-ever-after [USA TODAY]