The Simple Life 2 will visit Mister Rogers Neighborhood of Make Believe.

The Simple Life 2 will visit Mister Rogers Neighborhood of Make Believe.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie will spend a week in Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood of Make Believe on their cross-country Simple Life 2 trek. “We had to find a place where the locals wouldn’t mind being talked down to by two socialites pretending to be ignorant, and we found that puppets are remarkably tolerant of our classist bullshit,” a producer said. Nicole will stay with Henrietta Pussycat, who said, “Meow meow heroin meow meow meow!” Paris will bunk with X the Owl. Prince Tuesday has been packed away in a box so Paris won’t be tempted. For half the week, they’ll work at Lady Elaine Fairchilde’s Museum-Go-Round, which despite many revolutions has still not been around as much as Paris.

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