What are we going to call the new American Idol judges? Steven? Jennifer?
There’s a problem with American Idol 10’s new judges, and not just that one of them makes sexual comments about teenagers. What are we going to call Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez? Steven? Jennifer? J Lo?
Over the years, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson were known as Simon, Paula and Randy (later joined by Kara and Ellen), and those first names felt comfortable from the beginning. That casual familiarity is part of the show’s charm.
But somehow it feels very weird to just write or say “Steven” or “Jennifer.” The lead singer of Aerosmith doesn’t seem like someone who’s just “Steven.” And last names don’t quite work and are too formal for this context; plus, Steven Tyler’s is also a first name which makes it sound like another person. J Lo is short and casual enough, but it also doesn’t seem like something Ryan Seacrest would say from the stage: “J Lo, what do you think?”
Right now, I’m just writing “Steven Tyler” every time I need to refer to him, and “Jennifer Lopez” or “J Lo.” Maybe Steven and Jennifer will feel more comfortable after a few weeks. Or maybe there’s another possibility I haven’t considered?