reality blurred + archives + March 1 to March 7, 2009

week of March 1, 2009

Bachelor 13 concludes tonight with finale and shocking, audience-less reunion
Tonight's the night: Three hours of The Bachelor 13, including the one-hour reunion that apparently contains the crazy, shocking, oh-my-God, who-could-have-imagined, shit my life will...
Blood-spattered teams check in to Transylvania pit stop after Victor takes Tammy for a hike
Last week, it was cake and frosting; this week, teams checked in to The Amazing Race 14's mat covered in blood. And it was awesome....
Is Adam Lambert gay? Photos of him making out with men, video comments say yes
Despite having a gay stripper as a finalist, American Idol has yet to have an openly gay finalist during the show (those who are gay,...
Celebrity Apprentice drama up, ratings down
The return of Celebrity Apprentice last night was a much better TV show than the first celebrity episode last year, but not as many viewers...
Dane on marathon: "in my mind I ran the full 26 miles"; Biggest Loser producers apologize
The producers of The Biggest Loser have apologized for "misleading" viewers about Dane Patterson competing a marathon, although Dane is keeping his medal and is...
The Bachelor 13 finale live blog: more exciting than ever before
Live blogging the finale of The Bachelor 13. Refresh often for the latest mocking of this awesome crapfest. 10:59 / "You gotta follow your heart,...

Megan sues Sharon Osbourne over reunion fight
Megan Hauserman has sued Sharon Osbourne over the mid-December fight. During the Rock of Love: Charm School's reunion, Sharon pulled out some of Megan's hair...
Jason proposes to Melissa, dumps Molly, dumps Melissa, leaves with Molly
The Bachelor 13 concluded, and the spoiler proved to be true: Jason Mesnick dumped Molly Malaney, then picked Melissa Rycroft, and then, during After the...
Bachelor has its highest ratings in five years
The Bachelor 13's double-dumping three-hour finale was the highest-rated episode in five years, and it was the highest-rated show on TV for all three hours....

Top Model 12, Make Me a Supermodel 2 debut tonight
Two modeling competitions return tonight for more drama on and off the catwalk. The 12th cycle of Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model debuts tonight...
Melissa rejects second Bachelor reunion; Jason didn't propose to Molly
The Bachelor 13's second After the Final Rose special was as boring as the reunions usually are, and rivaled American Idol for its pointless filler....
Jillian Harris is the Bachelorette 5, but Molly Malaney was asked first
Jillian Harris, who was eliminated from The Bachelor 13 by Jason Mesnick just before the finale, will star in The Bachelorette 5, which will debut...
Lauren will leave The Hills but MTV considers keeping it with the remaining cast
The Hills will lose Lauren Conrad after its upcoming 10-episode fifth season, but the show may not go away, according to a Los Angeles Times...

Fabio Viviani wins fan favorite on boring Top Chef 5 reunion
Fabio Viviani won $10,000 thanks to voting viewers, who selected him as their favorite Top Chef 5 contestant. That was announced at the end of...
Wild card eight announced after Lil Rounds, Jorge Nunez, Scott MacIntyre make the top 12
American Idol 8 has three more finalists--Lil Rounds, Jorge Nuñez, and Scott MacIntyre, all relatively predictable--and now has eight people who get a second chance...
Holly Madison will join Dancing with the Stars 8, perhaps to replace Jewel
Girls Next Door star and Hugh Hefner ex Holly Madison is joining Dancing with the Stars 8 for some reason, and one tabloid speculates that...
Jewel's fractured tibia, Nancy O'Dell's torn meniscus force them out of Dancing
Jewel and Nancy O'Dell have both dropped out of Dancing with the Stars 8 due to injuries they sustained during rehearsals leading up to Monday's...

Melissa and Jason broke up pre-reunion; Melissa was offered Bachelorette 5
Following the second After the Final Rose special, the cast and producer of The Bachelor 13 have been telling their stories to the media. Here...
Top 13, not 12, includes Anoop Desai, Matt Giraud, Jasmine Murray, Megan Joy Corkrey
American Idol 8 has its finalists, and for the first time, there are 13 finalists, because if there's anything the world needs, it's another week...
Samoa may host Survivor 19
Survivor 19 will be filmed in Samoa, according to several news reports from the region, although those reports claim journalists there are being asked to...