• Ready for Love episodes will be burned off online

  • Queen of Versailles: this is must-see reality TV

  • Orange County Choppers casting/hiring for on- and off-camera job

  • America’s Got Talent drama: contestant accused of stealing bit from comedian who was at the audition

  • Bachelor Sean sex; Duck Dynasty crushes Idol; Ryan Lochte Bachelor confusion; history of MTV’s Buzzkill

  • American Idol’s “shocking” results, disguised amid gibberish, just like the episode

  • Survivor was peanut butter-licking good, blindside and all

  • Secret plan to dump Mariah Carey from American Idol called “ridiculous” by Fox

  • Survivor Lego musical: “Hold Up, Bro” is a must-watch

  • Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s eloquent defense of Real Housewives, reality TV

  • Ready for Love cancelled but still airing a new episode

  • I can’t help falling in love with this awful X Factor New Zealand audition

  • A list of X Factor’s former cast members: now including fired host Khloe Kardashian

  • What would Ryan Lochte do if he knew his hilarious reality show was mocking him?

  • Splash injury, death on China’s Splash; Chopped All-Stars spoiled; NeNe’s spin-off; on board the Top Chef cruise; celebrity bowling

  • Food Network Star turns mentors Alton, Bobby, and Giada into judges, undoing its best change

  • Survivor’s fun sponge finally squeezed, drenching us in joy

  • Splash’s judges and producers screw with us, get their lowest ratings yet

  • Adam Scott: Bachelor? Kathy Griffin cancelled; Sing Off revived; Trading Spaces’ Hidli

  • Top Chef 11 may be filmed in New Orleans

  • Top Model spoiled by photos’ dates

  • Catfish parodies itself: surprisingly awesome thanks to the celebrity catfish

  • Remember Cannonball Run? Nobody else seems to

  • Idol has its first-ever all-female top five after neutering its male finalists

  • Survivor: Wow. What? Wait. Huh? Wow.