Fox today announced what Simon Cowell called “the worst kept secret in Hollywood,” which is to say it wasn’t a secret at all: “Television personality Khloé Kardashian Odom and TV host and actor Mario Lopez will host the second season of The X Factor,” which last season was hosted by Steve Jones, until he was fired along with everyone else.
Okay, that’s over. On with life.
OH NO! CRISIS! What will we talk and speculate about now that both The X Factor and American Idol have judges and hosts? Even The Voice has its line-up for next season! What will entertainment writers do? Shit, is it too late to ask a question for tonight’s town hall debate to find out what President Obama and Mitt Romney would do to put all these people back to work?