Our long period of national instability and anxiety is over: American Idol has judges again

American Idol has finally announced its new judges, who are together for the first time judging people in New York City today.

Besides moving the show back to the four-person judging format that was such a success before, this also means that much of the entertainment press will have to find something else to write about, having been consumed with doing market research for the show and/or getting singers publicity as they reported non-news and/or planted stories.

Joining previously announced judge and relevant, current singer Mariah Carey are Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban; both have been rumored to be coming on board for some time, so this is not a surprise.

Fox’s Mike Darnell said in a press release, “Nicki’s an unbelievably captivating international phenomenon who has made an indelible mark on rap and pop. And Keith is another great addition to Idol–he’s one of the biggest stars in country music and I know that our fans and contestants will fall in love with him.”

Oh, and Randy Jackson’s coming back.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

about the writer

Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.