• SNL’s failed reality show, Project Runway All-Stars’ new host and cast, True Life lawsuit

  • Ask Andy: How can you watch Big Brother and skip Amazing Race?

  • MTV is airing nothing except Jersey Shore for 80 hours

  • Survivor rains cookies and breasts, and Probst finds a woman he can treat like a puppy

  • Never fear, Honey Boo Boo is not going away

  • Imagining Great Food Truck Race in the future

  • Guess which white guy is the next Bachelor

  • Dancing with the Stars changes scores so judges might actually judge

  • How two Survivor Dream Teamers got their jobs

  • Tom Bergeron’s Emmy win slightly mitigates Amazing Race’s unbelievable ninth Emmy

  • Maksim quitting DWTS; Survivor beats X Factor beats Survivor; MIT reality show; Mr. Wizard is still a dick

  • Breaking Amish fake? TLC says some evidence is “not true,” but “some of it is”

  • Jeff Probst sings about his talk show, Survivor (and he’s actually good)

  • Survivor, the chess game of reality TV, is back, and its cast is playing checkers

  • Big Brother 14 truly surprises, shifting from disaster to Dan, idiocy to Ian

  • Big Brother renewed for a 15th season

  • Top Chef promises “back to the basics” for Seattle season, which Wolfgang Puck will judge

  • I’m worried about So You Think You Can Dance

  • When will a broadcast network take a risk and air a non-competition show?

  • Shakira, Usher will coach The Voice in the spring

  • A recap of Big Brother’s recap episode

  • Undercover Boss, Deadliest Catch, Frozen Planet win Creative Arts Emmys

  • Our long period of national instability and anxiety is over: American Idol has judges again

  • Sean Lowe, Bachelor; Mitt Romney, Snooki fan; Kim Kardashian on her talent; Emmy categories; no Hoarding hantavirus

  • A mediocre singer did not win America’s Got Talent, but another mediocre act did