• Glass House details: teams, limbo, live streaming/voting

  • Honey Boo Boo gets a show, on which her family eats road kill

  • Canadians getting a knock-off of CBS’ Big Brother

  • Phillip Phillips single sales set Idol record

  • Emily Maynard’s Bachelorette clothing budget: $350,000+

  • A list of reality shows TV critics should nominate (thus avoiding embarrassment)

  • Nigel Lythgoe’s angry response to Fox president’s Idol criticism

  • Miami Dolphins will be on Hard Knocks

  • No Reservations ending on Travel Channel, Anthony Bourdain moving to CNN

  • How much Idol’s Phillip Phillips, Jessica Sanchez will be paid; Ace Young addresses proposal ring ad

  • The stupid conspiracy theory about Clay Aiken’s Apprentice loss, Arsenio Hall’s win

  • 2011-2012’s reality shows, ranked by ratings popularity

  • Summer 2012 reality TV debut schedule

  • Phillip Phillips had eight surgeries during American Idol

  • Vote for which Top Model looks best dead with her head mounted on a wall (really)

  • Phillip Phillips’ win, Ace Young’s awful proposal to Diana DeGarmo end Idol’s lowest-rated finale ever

  • Arsenio Hall won, but Clay Aiken is Celebrity Apprentice’s true winner

  • The Real World (smartly) alienated its original fans by refusing to age with them

  • Several NFL teams have rejected HBO’s Hard Knocks

  • The Real World turns 20 today: seven strangers spawned 27+ seasons, 20 years of reality TV

  • SYTYCD will have two winners: one with a penis and one with a vagina

  • Viking Shores: Whale Wars goes into Sea Shepherd’s mind, and it’s a scary place

  • Top Model adds viewer voting; new judge, mentor named

  • After firing Top Model’s judges, The CW moves it to Fridays

  • Swamp People’s Mitchell Guist died of natural causes; fans invited to his funeral