• Why ABC’s new summer live feed series Glass House already seems better than Big Brother

  • All-star Dancing with the Stars not a sure thing yet

  • Rachel refuses to shave her head, exposing sexism; also, The Amazing Race still sucks

  • Don’t tell Aubrey O’Day, but on Celebrity Apprentice, she’s just like Dayana Mendoza

  • Jokes President Obama and Jimmy Kimmel told about Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump

  • A list of reality stars attending the White House Correspondents’ dinner

  • 5 reasons to watch the Whale Wars spin-off

  • Celebrity Apprentice inspires Teresa Giudice to apologize

  • All-star season for Dancing with the Stars this fall

  • Lots of lube, very little friction on Survivor

  • Seacrest hosts Idol without barfing; Cat Deely may have substituted

  • Evan Marriott’s surprising apology for Joe Millionaire: “I failed miserably”

  • Did CBS promo spoil Survivor’s battle of the Tarzan twits?

  • 5-year-old wants to kill Justin Bieber: yes, TLC can drag Toddlers & Tiaras lower

  • Kardashians get $40 million for three more seasons of their crap

  • Big Brother schedule, debut set: 11 weeks until the hamsters chew through summer

  • RuPaul delays his climax until next week’s Drag Race reunion

  • Ryan Seacrest stays with Idol for two more seasons at $15 million/year

  • A slogan “too pompous” for Donald Trump gets a former Apprentice front-runner fired

  • Rupert’s campaign for governor has $4,000, and he polled at 5%

  • From Joe Millionaire’s subtitled slurp to Idol, Fox’s 25 years of reality class and trash

  • The CW decided to fire him, Nigel Barker says; low ratings blamed

  • Did Christians punish Colton Dixon for singing Lady Gaga?

  • Nigel Barker, Jay Manuel, Miss J. fired from Top Model

  • Colton Dixon exits Idol: less surprising than the judges throwing away their save