Icicle of death, thief penguin, brilliant killer whales: just some of Frozen Planet’s awesomeness

Tonight, the Discovery Channel debuts another epic multi-part, cinematic nature documentary that it co-produced with the BBC, like 2007’s Planet Earth and last year’s Life. Frozen Planet debuts at 9 p.m. ET, and our version is narrated by Alec Baldwin, because we don’t like British people telling us about nature (David Attenborough narrated the BBC version).

The seven-episode series was filmed over four years by 38 camera operators who spent 134 hours under water and 840 hours in blizzards, in weather as cold as -58 degrees. It has been relentlessly promoted, including with the addictive Big Brother-like penguin cam. Speaking of penguins, the documentary includes footage of a thieving penguin.

Among the footage are a number of things that have never been filmed before, such as this freakish icicle of death and this scene, in which a pod of killer whales collaborate to knock a sea lion off an ice floe. This is what killer whales probably fantasize about doing to the tourists they’re forced to splash from inside their tiny tank at Sea World:

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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