Lifetime finally draws a line, but only after airing Dance Moms’ “Topless Showgirls” episode

Dance Moms, one of the cable reality shows that is basically a form of televised child abuse, aired an episode two weeks ago titled “Topless Showgirls” (later renamed “Costume Drama”) but only now has it occurred to Lifetime that it maybe shouldn’t have broadcast that. So, the network has pulled the show from repeats and all available sources–but of course, it survives online.

On the episode, obnoxious Abby Lee Miller tells her students, “The audience should think that you are nude,” prompting the mothers to freak out, at least with their facial expressions. The teacher explains in an interview that the costumes “give the illusion that you’re nude” and that’s okay because “we all know that you have tan bras on,” and then goes on to teach the kids a routine that includes holding features in front of their “crotch, boobs.”

A Lifetime spokesperson told Gawker that “after airing the episode, the network decided never to air it again in reruns and never to make it available on iTunes, Amazon, or MyLifetime.com.” Gawker has an excerpt from the episode that features the young girls performing the burlesque routine while Abby Lee Miller stuffs her face.

Of course, the dance moms complained but did nothing about it, because that might risk their TV face time, and the fact that it didn’t occur to Lifetime to pull the episode until now pretty much proves that no one actually cared about the consequence of this behavior until well after the criticism, and this is an empty gesture. Stop watching this show.

Update: The first version of this post embedded a clip from the episode, and Lifetime/A&E Networks has claimed copyright infringement to get the clip removed from YouTube. This is a pretty blatant misuse of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, which CBS previously used against me, because fair use is allowed under the law, and a newsworthy clip from a controversial episode would clearly be fair use.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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