American Idol’s desperation leads to a life or death cliffhanger, cut off by some DVRs

For weeks now, American Idol has been teasing a contestant’s fall from the stage. And during Wednesday night’s first Hollywood week episode, that continued, with Ryan Seacrest’s voice-over suggesting this could be life or death for the teenage auditioner. How spectacular! Let’s anxiously wait to see if a kid died or not! Injury equals ratings! Clap clap clap!

But in a double dose of failure, the episode ended with 16-year-old’s Symone Black fall–making it another cliffhanger. Yes, that’s how respectful the show is of viewers: not at all. They don’t give a shit about your time as long as you tune in, and that’s as insulting as it is predictable.

In perhaps some perfect irony, that took place just at or after 9 p.m. My DVR cut off during her performance. Others reported the same thing on Twitter and elsewhere. I’m not sure if that was another ratings-grabbing strategy or just an accident. The final moments are on YouTube, and show her stumbling before falling off the stage, where a crew member almost seems to catch her. Dramatic music accompanies shots of people gathering around her and other people looking horrified as executive producer Nigel Lythgoe calls for a medic.

After that aired, Nigel tweeted, “I know you’re all going crazy. You’ll have to wait until tomorrow. That’s why I’m a mean producer.” And, as I replied, why they’re losing viewers. He even joked, “It’s not a “cliffhanger.” She didn’t hang, she fell.”

Oh! How funny! A joke! Get it?! She fell off completely! Bravo, Nigel, and Bravo Fox! You know how to produce television and make jokes no one else! Yay!

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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