ABC confirms Emily Maynard is ready to have a man “make her his wife” (really)

Emily Maynard will star in The Bachelorette 8, ABC confirmed today, although rumors and tabloid reports have been saying that for months.

The network’s press release calls her “the beautiful, sweet, young mom who captured America’s and Brad Womack’s heart on the 15th season of The Bachelor” and says that her “strength, passion and southern charm — as a mother and as a woman — would make anyone happy to make her his wife.”

Make her his wife? Are they fucking kidding? Or are we regressing backwards with each season, so pretty soon we’ll just have families pushing their daughters toward a man along with wads of cash and a goat?

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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