James Van Der Beek, Dean Cain on fake Dancing with the Stars

Dawson’s Creek and Rules of Attraction star James Van Der Beek and Lois and Clark star Dean Cain will both appear on a fake version of Dancing with the Stars that will be a storyline on ABC’s upcoming mid-season comedy Don’t Trust the B In Apartment 23.

Dean Cain will be partnered with Karina Smirnoff and will be rivals with Van Der Beek, who came up with the idea of this storyline. He plays a fictional version of himself on the scripted series, and told TV Guide, “I had been offered [to be on Dancing] a couple times. I always thought it would be kind of fun, but would never do it, but that doesn’t mean the Apartment 23 me can’t do it!” He said his character “is completely blind. He’s so narcissistic to the point where he doesn’t even realize there are other people in the universe sometimes. This is our way of skewering this kind of actor and pop culture in general.”

In the interview, he also talks about training for it, which took him four months, and the way his character goes into “panic mode” when he’s assigned a partner he doesn’t like.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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