Sucklord wishes his final Work of Art had been a “gigantic fuck you” with “Fuck Jerry Saltz”

Work of Art has been decent this season, although its judges still suck and drag the show down at its conclusion every week. One of the best contestants this season was Morgan Phillips, AKA the Sucklord, but not necessarily because of his art: it was because he was willing to challenge the judges on their stupidity.

Since leaving the show, and staying true to his self-deprecation, he has produced a “Jerk of Art” poster and, of course, action figure. He also admitted that the judges were right about his final piece, a work of street art that was like a 3D maze on a wall.

“I failed the challenge, I failed the show, I failed the competition. It was time for me to get the hell out of there,” told TV Guide. “I think Bill Powers of all people was right: That piece was lacking my voice. That was the problem. Whether it was good or bad, that was the type of thing Sarah K. does. It was clearly more her than me. If it had been a Suckadelic piece, it would have been this gigantic ‘Fuck you’ with all these fucking deranged Star Wars people all over it, and a ‘Fuck Jerry Saltz’ somewhere.”

I don’t think he’s as interesting an artist as last year’s finalists (Miles, Peregrine, Abdi) were, because he’s kind of one-note and, of course, never really backed it up on the show. But now I really want the producers to bring him back just so he can produce a piece that forces the judges to evaluate something that tells them just how stupid they are.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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