Ozzy’s uncensored vote for Cochran is online, and it’s not what you might think

Ozzy Lusth’s vote for John Cochran was blurred out on last night’s Survivor South Pacific, but it wasn’t as bad as some people are assuming. All that was visible of the vote during the broadcast was “Coc”; the rest was censored.

The full, unedited vote is shown in the voting confessional clip online, which is below, and in it, Ozzy’s vote says, “Cockrun,” with a very awkward-looking K that looks like an upside-down V with an extra appendage.

That’s not quite as bad as the assumption many people are making, which is that Ozzy actually wrote “cock ring,” “cock sucker,” just “cock,” or something similar. Jeff Probst made it sound worse than it is in a Tout video: “He made a very obvious play on words with Cochran’s name. But since there are kids watching I won’t say it. You figure it out. That’s Ozzy.”

Actually, in part because Ozzy didn’t seem all that bitter about his exit, and in part because he’s Ozzy, I think it’s possible he just misspelled “Cochran.”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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