Nancy Grace is “in full nip denial” because she was wearing Breast Petals

Dancing with the Stars contestant and Tot Mom adversary Nancy Grace is insisting that no part of her nipple was on display during Monday’s night’s episode of the show.

She said she was wearing a product called Breast Petals, described as “strapless, backless, invisible” covers for a woman’s breasts. The video and image of the super-brief slip do make that seem plausible, because all that’s visible is a slightly darker area, and it’s large enough to be one of these covers.

A photograph of her holding the package of the product was published on Radar, and she told the site, “I am in full nip denial. Breast petals and an industrial strength bra…plus a sewn-in corset. The fabulous DWTS wardrobe crew is extremely proactive and would never let an accident happen!” She also joked, “I’m a considering a turtle neck for my next dance!”

We can stop talking about Nancy Grace’s breasts now.

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