Steeler upsets Disney Channel star on DWTS; Idol finale starts with Lauren, without judges

Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward won Dancing with the Stars 12 last night, giving his professional partner, Kym Johnson, her second win. Meanwhile, American Idol 10 aired its final performance episode, with Lauren Alaina performing despite a report that she might be replaced by Haley at the last minute. The show’s judges, however, seemed to have been replaced by guest performances.

First, on ABC’s competition series, Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy came in second place, while Disney Channel star Chelsea Kane and Mark Ballas were in third. Chelsea was seen as the front-runner, and there was even speculation that Monday night’s scores were designed to ensure Kirstie came in third, which she did not, so Chesea and Hines would be the final two. Oh, conspiracy theories, how you crumble against reality.

Earlier, on Idol, the show opened by acknowledging that Lauren did in fact face some medical challenge, but not one that would eliminate her from the competition. Ryan Seacrest brought a doctor on stage to both justify and shoot down the TMZ report that Lauren would be replaced by Haley. The doctor said that during rehearsal, Lauren “blew out one of her vocal cords” so “we gave her a lot of medicine” and “she’s going to do great.” The story that leaked to TMZ was rather overblown but accomplished what the leaker probably set out to accomplish: It got a lot of people to tune in to see what happened, and to talk in the couple hours before the finale started, quite an accomplishment since there wasn’t much to be excited about with these two.

Each finalist sang three songs, ending with the The judges didn’t make their first appearance until almost halfway through the show, when Seacrest let them comment on the first four songs. Both J Lo and Steven Tyler predicted Lauren would win based on her last song, which will be her first single. “You may have just won,” J Lo said, and Steven said, “Lauren gets it, hands-down.”

In other words: Congratulations, Scotty McCreery. You just won American Idol 10. We’ll watch him awkwardly perform his way to a win together in the annual Idol finale live blog.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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