Reality Rocks crowd called “anemic,” sessions had “embarrassingly small audiences”

Organizers for Reality Rocks expected 15,000 people to show up for its first convention on Saturday and Sunday, but instead got a crowd that its own sponsor called “anemic.”

Reality Rocks retweeted positive feedback from some attendees, but USC’s Neon Tommy reports that it was “nothing special” and while “[m]any D-list reality stars were friendly and gracious to fans during autograph sessions,” some of the who were scheduled to attend didn’t even show.

After the first day, Saturday, The Los Angeles Times reported that it had “only sparse crowds” and “panels in cavernous meeting rooms featuring lower-ranked contestants from past seasons of American Idol drew embarrassingly small audiences.” Day two didn’t go much better: the paper said it “hardly found its groove the second day. The crowd was fairly anemic Sunday.”

And the paper is one of the event’s sponsors. Another sponsor, Zap2it, had more fawning advertorial coverage, including Kent and Vyxsin pointlessly teasing Sunday’s episode of The Amazing Race and Omarosa talking, even though it’s been years since anyone cared about anything she has to say.

Update: Ben Mandelker has posted a hilarious, devastating recap of Sunday’s events in photos, and it’s far worse than any of the pretty bad reports made it seem. However, none of those reports mentioned that Kent and Visxsyn were wandering around, inviting people to come watch The Amazing Race with them at Hooters, and that changes everything.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.