MTV’s Abram Boise arrested, wrote his name in feces on jail cell wall

Road Rules cast member and MTV Challenge veteran Abram Boise was arrested for peeing on a car, and in his jail cell, defecated and smeared his own feces on the cell’s walls. He was, in case you didn’t already guess, drunk.

The Worcester Telegram and Gazette reports that he “was arrested and charged with urinating in public” yesterday and “placed in protective custody because he was ‘extremely intoxicated,'” according to police. He “was also charged later in the morning with two counts of defacing property. He urinated in one cell and, after being moved to a second cell, defecated in his hand and smeared feces on the cell door and walls.”

Instead of feeling shame about this, Abram bragged about it on Twitter, writing, “just gout of jail…Loved it…I yelled and kicked their door for hours…Didn’t back down…Tried to stuff poop in his face:)”

He also wrote, “Cops were assholes tried to mace me in my cell.So I shit in my hand& thew it at him :) fuck the police”

However, he later deleted both tweets.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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