• Skating with the Stars bleeds out on the ice

  • Reality Rocks voting ends today; 70,000 votes have been cast so far

  • Lee DeWyze has the worst sales of any American Idol winner

  • Kardashian Kard cancelled, fees refunded; Kardashians upset about “negative spotlight”

  • Restrepo: war in Afghanistan “from a soldier’s perspective”

  • Audience votes have disproportionate power on Dancing with the Stars

  • Quitting has no consequence on Amazing Race

  • Amazing Race time penalties and credits explained

  • On How I Met Your Mother, Barney runs through reality TV elimination lines (video)

  • This week: Thanksgiving reality TV marathons perfect for avoiding your family

  • Dutch SYTYCD auditioner dances on his penis

  • Reality producer Denise Cramsey has died, according to friends and colleagues

  • Jennifer Grey wins Dancing with the Stars, saving the world from imminent destruction

  • Real World’s Mike “The Miz” Mizanin wins WWE championship

  • Lisa Kudrow’s awesome reality parody The Comeback now on cable

  • Skating with the Stars trips, slices itself open with its skate, and bleeds to death

  • Judges go easy on Bristol Palin during Dancing with the Stars finale, not that it matters

  • Biggest Loser strike ends; crew unionizes, host and trainers supported crew with auctions

  • Amazing Race’s Chad and Stephanie are married, pregnant

  • Hell’s Kitchen winner Holli gets cash prize after visa to work in London denied

  • Amazing Race 18 will be an all-star season and is now filming; teams identified

  • Amazing Race’s stupid U-turn eliminates the right team, but it’s still stupid

  • Mia Michaels quits SYTYCD but gets Bravo reality show; Mary Murphy returns

  • Ace of Cakes ending after 10 seasons

  • American Idol moves to Wed. (vs. Survivor) and Thurs. (with one-hour results shows, dammit)