Project Runway’s Heidi Klum and Chris March get their own reality shows

A former Project Runway cast member, Chris March, and the show’s host, Heidi Klum, are both getting their own reality shows.

Heidi will host a new series on Lifetime, the new home of the fashion competition, that’s basically Kids Say the Darndest Things. Its working title is Seriously Funny Kids, and it “will feature Klum interacting with children and bringing out the hilarious and often insightful things they say,” according to the network, which will debut 20 half-hour episodes next year. I hope Heidi gets to auf them if they’re not funny enough.

Meanwhile, Bravo is giving season four contestant Chris March his own docudrama. It’s in development on The Chris March Project, which is a working title and also very dull. The show “will follow Chris and his eccentric crew of fashion misfits as they create a one-of-a-kind design for his loyal clientele, which includes everyone from Madonna to Meryl Streep,” according to Bravo, which says drama comes as “Chris pushes the boundaries of fashion and challenges his clients’ comfort zones.”

Frankie leads Big Brother's parade of delusion

Frankie on Big Brother

Heading into the finale, the delusion continues, with a re-appearance by evicted Frankie.

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Shark Tank is getting a spin-off

Shark Tank

Companies that get deals on the show will be followed for this new spin-off.

Also: Before the show began, Shark Barbara Corcoran was cast and then replaced--but then she sent this amazing e-mail and won the job.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.