Michael Bolton thinks Bruno Tonioli “should be reprimanded” for saying how much he sucked

After Michael Bolton’s jive dance on Dancing with the StarsMonday, which didn’t look like a dance at all, judge Bruno Tonioli said the singer did “very, very, very, badly” and had performed “the worst jive in 11 seasons.” Len Goodman disagreed, and so did Michael Bolton, who now wants a public apology from and a reprimand for Bruno because the judge dared to point out how awful his dancing actually was.

After being eliminated, Michael Bolton told Good Morning America, “I just didn’t expect that level of disrespect from him” and so Bruno “should apologize publicly and he should be reprimanded for it.”

Two professional dancers on the show agreed. Mark Ballas told People, “I was glad Michael said his piece like that, because no one should have to take that kind of beating. We’re all here trying to learn something new. If you don’t think we did great, fine — but give us some constructive feedback so we can walk away and work on it. Don’t just drag me through a hedge backwards and then carry me to the ground.” And Louis Van Amstel, told the magazine, “What I love is that Michael stood up for himself and said how disrespectful it was.”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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