Hilarious fake Twitter Chris Harrison confuses former Bachelor

A hilarious Twitter spoof of The Bachelor host Chris Harrison has confused former bachelor Jake Pavelka.

Tonight, Jake asked the real Chris Harrison “is that you?” Yes, he’s confused by a separate Twitter account that includes a recent post that says, “Hmmm. Someone named @chrisbharrison is impersonating me on here. Everyone knows Im the REAL Chris Harrison. With my 8 followers. SIGH.”

The fake Chris, @hostofbachelor, has posted a series of hilarious, satirical tweets over the past eight days. Some of my favorites:

Some jerk mistook me for @ChrisHanson. I yelled: “NO! He gives out juice and cookies to pedophiles! I give out roses and comfort angels!” (link)

During the off-seasons, I sometimes sit inside the Fantasy Suite and do my crossword puzzles. Naked. (link)

Bachelorette is over. Ali found happiness. My life still has no purpose. (link)

Vienna is crying on my shoulder right now. We are seconds away from something meaningful. Oh … wait … she got up to pee. (link)

@ChrisLambton13 Chris will you accept this request to please follow me and be my friend? Im so very lonely. (link)

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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