America’s Got Talent fail: first results show runs late, viewers pick sob stories over talent

America’s Got Talent 5 failed in a big way last night during its first results show, running late and cutting off the critical moment, never mind sending through crappy singing acts instead of ones that will actually be interesting to watch. I blame the show for all of this.

First, while Howie Mandel has been an excellent addition, it fell to him to cast his vote. Whether he was milking it or honestly couldn’t decide (although please: those hilarious, charming Future Funk kids were always going to make it), he choked. Nick Cannon kept counting down (30 second! 15!) but Howie couldn’t make a decision. And that’s when my DVR cut off. This is unacceptable whenever it happens, and especially frustrating because they easily could have come in on time.

Meanwhile, the actual results were equally frustrating. The three most popular acts included singing sisters Christina and Ali and shy, sick singer Nathaniel Kenyon, the one with Justin Bieber hair. They seem like very nice people, but they’d be instantly eliminated from American Idol during Hollywood week, if not earlier. They’re just mediocre. Both, however, have been given a lot of screen time and have heartwarming backstories, and I have no doubt a large percentage of the votes were based on that, not their actual quasi-talent.

Fighting Gravity, the most amazing act this season, was also in the top three, thankfully, and deserve the screen time they’ve been given. But they should have been joined by Airpocalypse, the Hot Shot Tap Dancers, or Kung Fu Heroes, all of whom have very Las Vegas-style acts and also will be interesting to watch all season.

Singers have won this show every single season, although one was a ventriloquist singer, and there was also a group of sibling sisters. Still, really? I wish the producers would prevent individual pop singers from auditioning in the future; with executive producer Simon Cowell’s X Factor coming, never mind Idol, there are plenty of venues for singers of all ages to reach our TV screens. Leave summer to people who actually entertain.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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