Lo Bosworth stars in a ridiculous anti-cellulite, “increase bikini confidence” NIVEA ad

The Hills cast member Lo Bosworth has signed on to shill for NIVEA, and from that partnership has come one of the oddest messages in a press release I’ve seen all year.

“I’m not afraid to tell the world that I have cellulite — most women do. It’s more common than people think,” Lo says in her press release quote. Although that’s pretty condescending, it is nevertheless nice to see a quasi-celebrity admit the insane body types perpetuated by television shows or, worse, Photoshopped ads are not normal.

But her next (probably made-up press release quote) sentence is this: “I am so excited that with the help of NIVEA and the ‘Good-bye Cellulite, Hello Bikini! Challenge’, I can take control of my body and feel even more confident on the beach this summer.” The press release hammers that home by saying “Bosworth is encouraging women everywhere to join her in the challenge to get tough on cellulite, to get that bikini confidence. “

So, in other words, cellulite is perfectly okay–just as long as you buy products to try to get rid of it so you won’t horrify the world with your gross fat fuck thighs. What a great message. Is “bikini confidence” really the most important potential consequence of obesity–not, say, health and wellness?

The press release describes the month-long challenge as “a four-week program that combines fitness, nutrition, style and skincare with NIVEA Good-bye Cellulite products,” which it says “help visibly reduce the appearance of cellulite and increase bikini confidence. Like most women, Bosworth, who already eats healthy and exercises regularly, wants to take the extra step to keep her skin looking smooth, just in time for summer.”

So, basically, Lo doesn’t need this at all, she just needs the money. If you give a shit, Lo is “documenting her progress” on Twitter, which is to say she’ll be mentioning “#NIVEA” enough to justify whatever they’re paying her.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.


Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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