LuAnn de Lesseps’ single “Money Can’t Buy You Class” is as amazing as it sounds

There’s a reason why The Real Housewives of New York are at the top of the Bravo heap: they are ridiculous. It’s not just the fights–though those can be good, and not at all in a drunken Real World way–but the nonstop parade of absurdity.

This season, we’ve had moments such as Ramona’s insane alien runway walk; off the show, we had Jill Zarin accused of reviewing her own book and threatening a reviewer. And now, we have LuAnn de Lesseps’ “Money Can’t Buy You Class.”

It’s apparently a song that seems to have been recorded to stop people from making fun of her for being a classless former countess who wrote a book about having class and being a countess. LuAnn has a different explanation, telling People in March that “I have fun with it. It’s a very Holly Golightly, runway, glamour-puss kind of song,” and she said she recorded it because “I sing on the show too, but they never show it because of music [rights] issues. So I said, ‘You know what? I’m going to write my own song about how it doesn’t matter where you’re from — anybody can be classy.'”

Alas, not everyone can sing, nor can they be classy when singing, as you’ll hear when you listen to a preview or, if you can stand it, the whole song on Bravo’s site.

A lot of it is spoken word, and that’s not too horrible, although the lyrics are weak: “if you make a lady wait/she’ll take a pass.” But then the chorus kicks in, and it’s LuAnn singing through Auto-Tune “money can’t buy you class” and “elegance is learned/my friends/elegance is learned/oh yeah.” The way she puts the beat on “friends” is precious, and may just help it overtake Kim Zolciak’s “Tardy for the Party.”

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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