Bachelor contestants no one remembers now engaged

The Bachelor has actually formed another relationship, but not one between its star and winner. Instead, it’s between two people voted off the show on the first episodes of their respective seasons. If you recognize them, you should seek help fast.

The Bachelor 9‘s Tara Durr, dumped by Prince Lorenzo Borghese based on first impressions only, and The Bachelorette 5‘s John Presser, who was similarly dumped by Jillian Harris, are now engaged.

People reports that they “announced their engagement this past weekend at the fourth reunion of Bachelor/Bachelorette alumni hosted by Jesse Csincsak in Breckenridge, Colo,” and “first connected through a private Bachelor Facebook page last year when Presser asked Durr to ‘friend’ him in July, and Durr was the first to write.”

Like many Bachelor contestants, they’re annoying and make little sense; John tells the magazine that Tara “saved herself for marriage, and for a girl like her, extremely attractive, to save herself for marriage … I wasn’t sure what I was getting myself into, but it’s impossible to explain. She loves to dance, she loves to have fun, she’s social, we are great friends together, she doesn’t drink alcohol, doesn’t need it to have fun, she’s just this perfect package.”

Former Bachelor Contestants Engaged! [People]

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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Andy Dehnart is a journalist who has covered reality television for more than 15 years and created reality blurred in 2000. A member of the Television Critics Association, his writing and criticism about television, culture, and media has appeared on NPR and in Playboy, Buzzfeed, and many other publications. Andy, 36, also directs the journalism program at Stetson University in Florida, where he teaches creative nonfiction and journalism. He has an M.F.A. in nonfiction writing and literature from Bennington College. More about reality blurred and Andy.