Lilly Scott, Alex Lambert, Katelyn Epperly, Todrick Hall out of a weak top 12

American Idol 9 has its top 12, and “top” might not be the best word to use. From the big shocker at the end when Lilly Scott was eliminated instead of Paige Miles, while Tim Urban and Aaron Kelly stuck around but Alex Lambert did not. Also out: Katelyn Epperly and Todrick Hall, who were less-surprising eliminations.

As if to remind us what having sucky singers in the top 12 is like, Scott MacIntyre showed up (remember when he begged Simon to stay?); he sang with Matt Giraud. Longtime Idol fan and observer MJ Santilli tweeted “This is the most disappointed I’ve ever been after a Top 12 reveal,” and “Worst. Top 12. Ever.”

It’s hard to disagree, though this group was weak enough to make the top 12 weak. The top 12 who will be performing from the Rolling Stones’ catalog next week are Didi Benami, Crystal Bowersox, Lacey Brown, Lee Dewyze, Andrew Garcia, Casey James, Aaron Kelly, Michael Lynche, Paige Miles, Siobhan Magnus, Katie Stevens, and Tim Urban.

Sad Alex Lambert, who actually had a strong voice and seemed to be growing into a chance at getting better, was sent home, and showed the most emotion he has all season–it was so emotional, that when the show came back from the break, he was still standing awkwardly on the stage, his face red and tear-streaked, and Seacrest could only explain, “didn’t want to break up that emotion.”

Meanwhile, lyric-changing Tim Urban, who didn’t even make it into the top 24, seemed shocked that he’d made it into the finals. And Aaron Kelly told Ryan Seacrest, “I’m definitely going to bring more confidence,” though he said that while looking like he was literally crapping his pants waiting to see if he’d made it into the top 12. Let’s see if he makes it into the top 11.

Surprisingly, man not eaten alive on Eaten Alive

Eaten Alive

Discovery Channel’s happy family holiday special Eaten Alive aired Sunday, rewarding viewers for their two full hours of viewing by ensuring that they spent quality time in the company of others instead of wasting that time doing something else that might not have been as satisfying, such as buying things that have labels which accurately reflect their contents.

Winter 2015 reality TV debut schedule

winter 2015 reality TV schedule

Mark your calendars with all these upcoming reality TV show debuts, including Celebrity Apprentice, The Bachelor, and another season of MasterChef Junior, all of which kick off in early January.

There are also 20+ shows debuting in December--including the one-off return of The Sing Off. No winter break for reality TV.

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