And so the long, slow march to American Idol 9 being less awful has begun, as Paige Miles finally exited the show. There was no chance for her, and she seemed to have given up weeks ago. Before she sang her final song–awful, as always–Simon Cowell told her, “I don’t want to give you any false hope here. It’s the end.”
Meanwhile, there were some awful performances by Miley Cyrus, Joe Jonas, and Demi Lovato. And Ryan Seacrest did a really awful job of killing time and trying to create suspense while identifying the obvious bottom three–which also included Tim Urban and Katie Stevens, and though some people were surprised by Katie’s presence there (instead of Andrew Garcia), she’s so bland that one slightly better performance wasn’t going to do much for her.
The only hope for this season not being known as both Simon’s last and the worst ever is that there is still lots of freakin’ time: A year ago, Kris Allen wasn’t even being mentioned as a possible finalist, while Danny Gokey and Lil Rounds were, and there was only a hint that Allison Iraheta might go far. Of course, a year ago, we also had Adam Lambert to surprise and entertain us every single week, and the rest of the group didn’t suck the life out of the room.