After three separate guest performances and a lot of extended chatter–but no group number!–American Idol 9 lost its first finalist: Lacey Brown. That was as unsurprising as the bottom three, which also included Paige Miles and Tim Urban.
If there was any surprise, it was that Tim wasn’t in the bottom two, and when Ryan Seacrest sent him back to safety, he gave us that now-familiar look of surprise that appears on his face every time he finds out the world doesn’t think he sucks as much as he knows he does.
Meanwhile, the mostly pointless judges’ save returned to be pointless again, and of course the judges unanimously declined to save Lacey.
By the way, if you’re on the west coast and follow Ryan Seacrest on Twitter, he spoiled the results early. You’d think his followers would thank him for sparing them the misery of the results show, but no, they’re mad.
Next week: teen idols.